There's nothing I could say to youNothing I could ever do to make you seeWhat you mean to meAll the pain, the tears I criedStill you never said goodbye and now I knowHow far you'd go[Bridge:]I know I let you downBut it's not like that nowThis time I'll never let you go[Chorus:]I will be, all that you wantAnd get myself togetherCause you keep me from falling apartAll my life, I'll be with you foreverTo get you through the dayAnd make everything okay[Verse 2:]I thought that I had everythingI didn't know what life could bringBut now I see, honestlyYou're the one thing I got rightThe only one I let insideNow I can breathe, cause you're here with me[Bridge:]And if I let you downI'll turn it all aroundCause I would never let you go[Chorus:]I will be, all that you wantAnd get myself togetherCause you keep me from falling apartAll my life, I'll be with you foreverTo get you through the dayAnd make everything okay[Ending bridge:]Cause without you I cant sleepI'm not gonna ever, ever let you leaveYou're all I've got, you're all I wantYeahAnd without you I don't know what I'd doI can never, ever live a day without youHere with me, do you see,You're all I need[Chorus:]And I will be, all that you wantAnd get myself togetherCause you keep me from falling apartAll my life (my life), I'll be with you foreverTo get you through the dayAnd make everything okay[Chorus:]I will be (I'll be), all that you wantAnd get myself togetherCause you keep me from falling apartAnd all my life, you know I'll be with you foreverTo get you through the dayAnd make everything okay

Tornado oddities: Toilet paper unwinds and rewinds
06/03/2008 09:00 AM

HUGO, Minn. - As residents in Hugo begin to move on from last week's tornado, some say they noticed a few bizarre things amid all the damage. Jason Akins said the twister unwound a roll of toilet paper in his bathroom — draped it across the countertop, then rewound it in the sink. The toilet paper didn't even rip.

"All I could say was, 'You have got to be kidding me,'" Akins recalled.

He also said that winds overturned sofas and ripped away his roof, but dishes of cat food and water were untouched. The cat food was actually still in the bowl.

While hurricanes, floods and blizzards create broad swaths of damage, tornados seem to have tiny fingers that can reach in to small areas and cause some weird mischief. Some say tornados have their own personalities.

Terry Clarkin said the Hugo tornado stuck four steak knives in the yard — and they landed in a perfect square, with the blades in the dirt about three inches.

Across the street, a tree had been stripped of leaves, and instead was filled with pink wads of insulation — looking much like a tree from a cartoon.

Some residents made interesting findings amid the wreckage.

Five-year-old Lauren Ford found a red Spider-Man T-shirt in her back yard. One neighbor found a fishing boat against the remains of a front porch. Others found canoes, checkbooks or toys.

Jeff Janus said the tornado protected him.

He was in his front yard when the storm hit, and he ran inside and grabbed his dog and cat.

"I saw people's houses flying by," he said. He didn't make it to the basement, but instead crouched down in the hallway, with one animal in each arm. He said the storm tore off the bedroom doors and placed them almost gently on top of him — shielding him from falling debris.

When the storm passed, he said, he spit shreds of insulation from his mouth, but he felt the doors saved him.

"I find it hard to believe I am actually here," said Janus. - AP

http://www.gmanews.tv/story/98825/Tornado-oddities-Toilet-paper-unwinds-and-rewinds

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http://www.gmanews.tv/story/96532/Lost-parrot-tells-name-and-address-is-returned-to-keeper-in-Japan

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TOKYO - When Yosuke the parrot flew out of his cage and got lost, he did exactly what he had been taught — recite his name and address to a stranger willing to help.

Police rescued the African grey parrot two weeks ago from a neighbor's roof in the city of Nagareyama, near Tokyo. After spending a night at the station, he was transferred to a nearby veterinary hospital while police searched for clues, local policeman Shinjiro Uemura said.

He kept mum with the cops, but began chatting after a few days with the vet.

"I'm Mr. Yosuke Nakamura," the bird told the veterinarian, according to Uemura. The parrot also provided his full home address, down to the street number, and even entertained the hospital staff by singing songs.

"We checked the address, and what do you know, a Nakamura family really lived there. So we told them we've found Yosuke," Uemura said.

The Nakamura family told police they had been teaching the bird its name and address for about two years.

But Yosuke apparently wasn't keen on opening up to police officials.

"I tried to be friendly and talked to him, but he completely ignored me," Uemura said. - AP

A tiring morning it was for me. My sister and I went around UP today to look at my future classrooms and more importantly, to know how to get from one subject to the next.

We went to CAL 501 first. That's where I'll be having my Eng 1 lessons and lectures. Two unfavorable conditions of this certain room were disovered: a. It's on the fifth floor., and b. It's not air-conditioned. Oh great. I'll be hot and sweaty from climbing those flight of stairs. And the room not being air-conditioned won't help. :c

We went to FC next to look at and drink at Katag and to pass my sister's paper. Now that's where I could buy a Nescafe Freeze after Eng 1 while waiting for my next subject. :)

After that, we went to PH 402, which is my Anthro 10 classroom. Stairways once again! Though this time, the classroom's on the fourth floor. And unfortunately, it's another room with out air-conditioners.

Casaa was our next stop. There, we bought a Milo drink. We were supposed to drink from red straws. Luckily, we have read an article about straws before, and I checked the inside of the ones there. I saw disgusting small black dots which, according to the article, are cockroack's eggs. Eeek! We just drank without straws instead.

From there, we travelled on foot to CS Audi. It was a 10-15 minute walk (omitting the time taken with our stop to EEE [Ate checked if her Prof. was there.]). Then, we took a rest again in the kainan there.

We walked again afterwards, this time to the Math Building. My classroom on the third floor is again with out an air-conditioner. We rested fo r a while there.

Our next stop was SS 106. We rode a jeepney to get there. SS 106 and CS Audi, I think, are my best classrooms. This one's on the first floor (Wala namang second sa Stat. ((: ) and it's air-conditioned.

Our last stop was the Computer Center, where Ate changed her password and where I got to create a webmail account. :)

Then, we went home, ate lunch and took comfort in Mommy's air-conditioned room. :) It was so hot outside!

Courting Pinay Women
(taken from someone's blog)

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.
If you don't, you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.
If you don't, you are good for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp.
If you don't, you are not understanding.

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring.
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy.
If you don't, you are a dull boy.

If you are jealous, she says it's bad.
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her.

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her.
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her.

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait.
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way.

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time".
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls".

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold.
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics.
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction.

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting.
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring.

If you talk, she wants you to listen.
If you listen, she wants you to talk.

In short:
So simple, yet so complex.
So weak, yet so powerful.
So confusing, yet so desirable.
So damning, yet so wonderful.
....PINAY WOMEN! ...

Mansanas Pantalon
at sapatos na balbon
Buong beerhouse nakalingon
ayy nadapa!
Bigla bigla!
Nagspaghetti pabababa ng pabababa ng pabababa


Pinawisang Pantalon
tinalian na Tretorn
Umikot siya
at pinalo ko pwit niya (hoooy!!!)
ayyy nadapa!
Bigla bigla!
Nagspaghetti pababa ng pababa ng pababa

This experiment is designed to test whether you can spot the difference between a fake smile and a real one

It has 20 questions and should take you 10 minutes

It is based on research by Professor Paul Ekman, a psychologist at the University of California

Each video clip will take approximately 15 seconds to load on a 56k modem and you can only play each smile once

Spot The Fake Smile